Preppy Will Never Die

Southern, Preppy, Androphile, Francophile, Bibliophile, Materialist, Capitalist

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

Gay Marriage and Polygamy

questioningthenormal:

Those against gay marriage assert that it would then open the doorway for polygamy ( and I’m perfectly aware of the numerous ways in which gay marriage and polygamous marriage are not parallels). But in all honesty, so what? Aside from some initial innate distaste you may hold for the concept, so what if there is polygamous marriage?